Biggest mullet ever

[rp1821]

I work part-time at the local Best Buy. Just around closing time a guy walked in and immediately everyone noticed him. This guy had the biggest mullet any of us had ever seen. He was tall and it was still down his back. It was huge, but not well groomed . Sorry I didn't take a pic of him. It would have looked kinda suspicious if I grabbed one of the display digital cameras and started snapping away.

 

[AutopiaAdmin]

Much respect for the HUGE Best Buy closing time mullet.

 

[LandofAloha]

LOL Dwayne...Did he have a bitchin Camaro parked outside with hot chicks?

 

[Tassadar]

Should have charged him with a set of sheep shears or something similar.

 

[Poorboy]

Being that he was that big...he probably had a convertible

 

[AutopiaAdmin]

Big mullets are why Camaros had T-Tops! A mullet in each side!

Bwhahahahaha!

 

[rhillstr]

Don't forget the "almost back seat" for the party in the back!

 

[The Fuzz]

No parties in the back of my bitchin camaro. We don't need no mini mullets showing up before their time, if you know what I mean.

 

[Tassadar]

Fuzz, your kids are banned from having a mullet.

 

[HD_Eddie]

I would say that when the Fuzz has a couple of little ones a mullet would be required

 

[The Fuzz]

Fuzz, your kids are banned from having a mullet.

BANNED??? WHA???? Like hell you say. My kids are going to be required to have mullets. My cousin/wife would require it as well. There is nothing more cute than a little kid running around with "Heading to Pre-School" up front and "Party at the Sandbox in 5 Minutes" in the back.

 

[Tassadar]

What if they by some genetic mishap, do not grow hair?

 

[The Fuzz]

I'll simply return them to the Kmart I took them from and find some new chitlins.