ATTACKED by SSR1

[gsrjedi]

I recently received my bottle of SSR1 and am anxiously awaiting Saturday to try use both it and 2.5. Today, I was a little bored and decided I'd throw some SSR1 & WG on my black 1969 Camaro Z/28 model car. I shook the SSR1, popped the little tab, and suddenly I'm being assaulted by a sweet smelling pink liquid. My Jedi reflexes allowed me to duck and avoid the polish hitting my face, but there is a line of pink liquid going up the right side of my shirt. Now I'm slightly traumatised. I think I might need a bottle of EX-P to get over this ordeal.:lmfao

That being said, I was really impressed by the ability of SSR1 to remove the swirls on the model car. I don't know how the car got swirls, but there was some I noticed when I took it outside.

 

[shotime]

Always got to look out for the SSR money shot.....

 

[dafowl1]

you know the same thing happened to me

 

[Poorboy]

:lol some bottles do and some don't:dunno I haven't a clue why but i always cover the top with a mf before fully openning

 

[The Chee]

SSRs will blow you away :lmfao

 

[clean4u]

Maybe Steve needs to put a warning label on the SSR's "WARNING CONTENTS UNDER PRESSURE":lmfao

 

[roadman]

Mine does the same thing, I thought it was because it was itching to get to work !!

 

[zesty-man]

whoa, attack for the killer ssr1. i have yet for that to happen to me........... very chilling story. lucky for your jedi reflexes

 

[awd330]

I transfer many of my polishes into generic bottles with Yorker Caps (tapered nozzles). No problems with splatter for me.

 

[gsrjedi]

I transfer many of my polishes into generic bottles with Yorker Caps (tapered nozzles). No problems with splatter for me.

I thought about doing this, but with some small pump bottles.

I am glad I'm not the only person this has happened to.

 

[freedre]

Maybe it was just getting even. Did you provoke it?

 

[Scott P]

Do not taunt Happy Fun SSR1
Do not use Happy Fun SSR1 on concrete
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under ten should avoid prolonged exposure with Happy Fun SSR1.
If Happy Fun SSR1 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
When not in use, Happy Fun SSR1 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun SSR1, Wacky Poorboy's World and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of of Happy Fun SSR1 include an unkown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

 

[Poorboy]

Scott I think it's time for a vacation:crazy

 

[JaredPointer]

Always got to look out for the SSR money shot.....

At least it didn't get you in the eye.

 

[groebuck]

That happened to me but the next day at work everyone commented on how glossy I was :lol

 

[membim]

I think it has to do with how long you shake the bottle.

 

[gsrjedi]

Do not taunt Happy Fun SSR1
Do not use Happy Fun SSR1 on concrete
Pregnant women, the elderly and children under ten should avoid prolonged exposure with Happy Fun SSR1.
If Happy Fun SSR1 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.
When not in use, Happy Fun SSR1 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration...
Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun SSR1, Wacky Poorboy's World and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.
Ingredients of of Happy Fun SSR1 include an unkown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

:lmfao

 

[Entropy]

am i the only one that noticed that scotts post is straight off a cartoon or movie? (cant remeber which but i remeber it being very very funny)

 

[Scott P]

It's a famous SNL commercial for Happy Fun Ball. I made a few minor modifications.

 

[bigron62]

this product won let you down..