Funny you should ask....
Got my 2k Blazer last october.. didn't really want a black car but was best deal I had found and needed new 4wd for work fairly badly. Looked good, took it to the non-touchless carwash regularly thru the winter for interior/exterior cleaning. Finally got tired of spending 15-30 minutes pointing out things that didn't get cleaned, Spring had sprung, so I decided to start cleaning the car myself.
Well, gotta have something to wash with, so a gallon of Turtle Wax soap at BJ's came with a free wash mitt (genuine synthetic lamb's wool!). Used up too many old towels drying/scratching so next trip to Costco netted me a a chamois and (real) lamb's wool mitt.
Y'all see where I'm going....?'

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Couple months ago, work was real slow and I decided maybe a wax job wasn't a bad idea. I watch enough Speedvision to have been imprinted with the Meguiars name, so Advance Auto provided me with a bottle of Deep Crystal Cleaner and Polish, Gold Class wax (OH YEAHHHH!) along with some cheap terry applicators to fine-tune my scratch and swirl collection and a 12-pack of Paki terry towels to round it out.
After 2 days of rubbing, had the shiniest collection of scratches and swirls you'd ever want to see and the sorest arms I'd had since I quit depending on a skilsaw for a living. Hood looked exceptionally nauseating (but shiny as Hell!)
Back to Meg's.':bow'
and discovered the PC polisher info. Local tool supplier supplied the tool and velcro backer, Meg's was kind enough to part with a pad set, and here I go with the PC /Deep Crystal combo on the hood. Result: even shinier scratches but reduced swirls. Hood and front fenders look dynamite from 10 feet away, but don't get close....':nixweiss'
By now this is becoming an obsession!':shocked'
Yellow pages found a body shop supplier nearby open on Saturdays... #2, #4, #7, #9 and a couple more pads addded to the collection. Meg's online has buffer refill special...more Deep Crystal, pads, MF bonnets and towels, app pads added. (Cats need to eat more, running out of Deli-Cat pails to store pads/cloths in.)
Next weekend, back to the hood... Even shinier collection of scratches!'

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Did I mention somewhere along the line I ended up with 2 bottles of 303 and 3 cans of Stoner's IG?
Back to tool store to look at rotary buffers when a (rare) moment of sanity struck and I decided that maybe I needed professional help. Asked at local auto audio shop( they've got more of my money than I like to think about, but that's another story) and got referral to local detailer/paint shop. Spoke with owner, found out my hood has been repainrted and most of the scratches are actually paint crazing and I need to have my hood painted! $300 for paint, but a full buff job for only $100.
In anticipation of the paint/buff, I ordered Sal's kit and a bottle of glass polish............'

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Advance has a sale this month on Meg's, have 4 bottles of QD and 4 1/2 gallons of DC wash... It was a good price and it won't go bad, will it? And that Auto magic clay kit from Pep Boys was a great price at $ 9.95, right?
And my $100+ of MF will be in from CMA tomorrow....... To replace the $35.00 of made-in USA 100% cotton terry towels from Costco (too bad I cut off the borders... they would have made some damfine bath towels).'

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In the last two months I have learned that fly-fishing is not really that expensive a hobby compared to normal vehicle maintainence. (ROFLMAO)
Is there an end?
Bill