At long last, I’m getting new neighbors, they have been moving in for about a week. This Past Saturday we had some friends over…so Hillbilly Willie decided to put on a show and wash his truck….he filled his 5 gallon lard bucket with water, then added about a half bottle of Dawn, the hose had no nozzle. I told my friends to ice down some beer.
This POS rust bucket early 80 white long bed chevy needed more than washing.. He climbed into the bed and started washing down the top of the cab. I didn’t realize that a full fitted sheet made a good wash cloth. I guess he got to hot in those “bibs” so into the house he went..Willy reappeared with some “fresh cut” cut-off jeans being held up with a brass rodeo buckle about the size of one of those collector plate I’ve seen on TV ads. All this time the garden hose is spewing water. We built a fire in the grill.
He decided to wash the front starting with the left front wheel. I’m not into “crack attacks” so I checked the fire. Willy then proceeeeded to wash the fender, then one side of the hood. I think the belt buckle knocked of some off the rust. When he steped back to admire his work, there was a beer gut belly button imprint on the fender.
I got my courage together and took him an old spray nozzle, which he tried to put on with the water running…..then he asked if I could spare a cold beer….I’m always willing to help .until he said he preferred a Falstaff beer..I told he I didn’t have any but would put something in the microwave for him.
Willy is a pretty hairy guy, ever notice that when hairy people get wet they look wetter than other people..I thank he was wetter than water. Willy did ask what kind of wax would be good for his truck….I just said…”keep the nozzle as a house warming gift
This POS rust bucket early 80 white long bed chevy needed more than washing.. He climbed into the bed and started washing down the top of the cab. I didn’t realize that a full fitted sheet made a good wash cloth. I guess he got to hot in those “bibs” so into the house he went..Willy reappeared with some “fresh cut” cut-off jeans being held up with a brass rodeo buckle about the size of one of those collector plate I’ve seen on TV ads. All this time the garden hose is spewing water. We built a fire in the grill.
He decided to wash the front starting with the left front wheel. I’m not into “crack attacks” so I checked the fire. Willy then proceeeeded to wash the fender, then one side of the hood. I think the belt buckle knocked of some off the rust. When he steped back to admire his work, there was a beer gut belly button imprint on the fender.
I got my courage together and took him an old spray nozzle, which he tried to put on with the water running…..then he asked if I could spare a cold beer….I’m always willing to help .until he said he preferred a Falstaff beer..I told he I didn’t have any but would put something in the microwave for him.
Willy is a pretty hairy guy, ever notice that when hairy people get wet they look wetter than other people..I thank he was wetter than water. Willy did ask what kind of wax would be good for his truck….I just said…”keep the nozzle as a house warming gift