Top 10 things you should never be seen in

No never a pro , I came to the relization one day as I was working out that I have aligator arms...meaning my bi's are too short for the size of my body, kinda like if you look at Dave Drapers arms...Impressive none the less, but they were is sticking point and they would have held him back from any sort of real bodybuilding titles (olympia) that and umm...the gin and his PCP habit but other then that...he was perfect lol. No I was amature at best. Now I just move the heavy iron in the weight room. and my arms...they still suck as of today...lol
 
Man, I have lots of problems with some of these.

1. SOCKS WITH SANDALS
Don't own any sandals so this one is easy.

2. Jean Shorts
Have lots of these. They get lots of use working in the yard, working on the boat, detailing the vehicles. Some are even cutoffs.

3. Anything with BIG DOG on it
O.K. (What is BIG DOG?)

4. Trucker Hats
O.K. again. (What is a Trucker hat?)

5. Gold Chains
Another O.K. (I know what gold chains are :))

6. Collars Up
Didn't care for this when it was supposedly in.

7. Spandex
Not for me, but on some females they can be O.K.

8. Low Rise Jeans
Not for me, but on some females they can be O.K.

9. Silk shirts
Not too sure about this one. Have some awfully nice silk shirts.

10. Clogs
No danger here.
I probably couldn't keep them on.
I probably couldn't walk in them without crashing.
If they are wood, my feet would require sacrificing a couple of trees.

Charles
 
Charles - BIG DOG is a clothing line that is aweful ;) - (you can find them in most outlet malls). Trucker hats are those nylon mesh in the back white front b-ball looking caps that usually say von dutch or something like that :) - if you don't know what they are then your good, just stay away from em :lol
 
Awww come on big guy - you got....well there's.....what about.......

well you got the yoohoo t-shirt there's a start...I'll make up a shopping list for you - give it to your wife! or take her with you - your not allowed in the mall alone! :lol
 
Socks with sandals= really ugly. Unfortunately, it seems to be a cultural thing in the Northwest, especially in the winter. I'm with you Zesty, I love Hawaiian shirts, at least good ones. Not the ones with cheesy looking babes, but well made reflecting the islands heritage. I think I'll change into one before I go to work today.
 
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