LEDetailing- Heh heh, "impressive" is a nice polite way to describe it

Sounds better than "obsessive"...
Heh heh#2, maybe your not having a heated garage means that, unlike me, you don`t let your Detailing Tail wag your Real Estate Dog
Eh, this is gonna burn bandwidth, I oughta write it up properly sometime, but here`s a thumbnail sketch:
The Tahoe is high enough that I can slide under on the creeper, the others get jacked up (yeah..with stands too) in two stages- front/back halves, always keeping both front/rear wheels off the ground so I can spin them regardless of the differential(s),which makes cleaning the wheels much easier. I do that set of wheels/wells and then do that half of the undercarriage (and redo/touch up the back sides of the wheels to get `em better).
Surprisingly enough, I hardly *EVER* use the pressure washer for this! Like...I virtually never get under there with it. I do start with a thorough rinse using my Undercar Wand from American WaterBroom.
Goggles on for eye protection, I slide underneath with my spraybottle of wheel/wells shampoo mix (same ratio as my foamgun mix- 7:121 ratio). Spray everything with that and slide back out, letting it dwell. Grab the appropriate brush (usually BH but plastic is OK for driveshafts/etc. and the Tahoe`s surface-rusted frame rails). Clean/rinse/repeat as needed, usually using three different brushes. When everything`s nice and clean I lower it back down and repeat for the other half.
If I find something really nasty I use some APC, but that only happens when something`s sprung a leak.
After I`ve finished the rest of the wash and dried things off, I repeat the front/rear jacking so I can go back under and dry everything with a Drying Aid, often using a spray wax.
(The good cars have proper LSPs on various undercar stuff, but mostly the SprayWax/etc. is sufficient.)
After a few years of such treatment, it seems to get a LOT easiser, I guess the SprayWax/etc. builds up. I used to need APC all the time, but hardly ever do now.
I`ve lost count of the times a Tech has said "good thing you spotted that stray drop of lube near your [whatever], another
xx miles and it would`ve been serious!" It`s easy to see anything amiss when it`s clean, and even if you`re kinda ignorant you get used to how things usually look and notice anything that`s different.
(Repeat all that for under the hood.)
I`m looking forward to trying out my new Lonn Cleaning gun (siphon-feed, compressor-powered), might make things quicker/easier.