Get this- While sitting in a fast food drivethrough line, the vehicle ahead of us sprayed fluid on my Tahoe from a mis-aimed rear window washer nozzle. Guy apparently had it set up like that deliberately and though it was amusing. You can imagine how displeased I was

Accumulatorette hopped out and went up to the offenders, a young couple who were simply clueless and silly (no genuine malicious intent). She explained how displeased I was, and *why*, and told them how she didn't want her husband incarcerated for doing the grievous bodily harm that I was both capable of and inclined towards doing. "You two have zero idea how fortunate you are. Your little prank almost changed your lives forever. Plenty of people respond violently to behavior like this, and they do so without considering the consequences. You're lucky I was in the truck with him." The kids actually took her seriously and apologized profusely, even offered to apologize directly to me but she advised them to simply stay in their vehicle and leave well enough alone.
No, no..I wouldn't have *really* messed up my life over it, but I would've given them a much less pleasant talking to than she did, and, well....you never know how things can escalate. Heh heh, I took the whole incident as one of those opporunities to work on my Adrenal Stress Response. A few decades ago I might've done something stupid.