You might be an Autopian if............

Saleenfan

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These threads are allways entertaining

O and mods i wasnt entirely sure what subforum to put this in so feel free to move it.

Lets hear you best



I will start

You might be an autopian if....



1) You regularly polish your shower, sink, and anything else you can think of

2) You wonder how much easier dishes would be if you put a coat of 845 on them

3) Your freinds no longer ask what you are doing this weekend but simply ask when will you be done detailing your car?

4) Your jaw opens in aghast at the condition of paint on cars at car shows

5) You get random calls from freinds and freinds of freinds to get an opinon on how to clean a car.

6) People genuinely ask you to detail there car after regularly seeing how clean your car is
 
7) You're constantly refining your technique and trying the latest products.

8) You're always seeking the best to learn from.
 
9) you drive down the road rating cars paint conditions

10) you walk out of a restraunt and before getting in your car you take a second to observe how shiny your ride is ;)
 
11.When pulling into a parking lot, you park by vehicles that look well kept or are high end.

12.When sitting at an outdoor patio (coffee shop/cafe), the first thing you notice about the cars that pull up, is marring and swirls on the hood.
 
You keep buying more sealants, waxes, protectant, brushes because you think, based on reviews from the Pro's here that this is the magic bullet (coupled with your already painstaking prep) that you need to move your cars appearance and protection to the next level!
 
you buy tons of stuff for "durability" knowing damn well you're going to try something new in less than 2 months
 
15. You can't wait till it rains, so you can look at how well the water beads up, and determine that wax will be used the next time.
 
David Fermani said:
14 -You use Micro Fiber towels on interior details....:furious:



this really gets under your skin huh david. im not one to use microfibers on interiors. i really see how this bothers you. i couldn't stop laughing when i seen this qoute after that rant. omg to funny
 
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