groebuck
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Well the best intentions can still be disasterous...
Here's the story. About a year ago I locked my keys in my trunk (yes I'm a dumba**). LSS - I had to borrow a friends car to drive to my roomate's work to get his house keys so I could go home and get my spare set to unlock the trunk and get my keys, then drive back to my roomate's work to give him his keys back. I was so grateful that I filled up his tank when I returned the car.
Well... today I returned the favor when he needed to borrow my car. When he returned the car he told me he filled up my tank (which was very nice!) and he knew I was a clean freak about my car and noticed it was a little dirty from last night's rain so he got it washed too. Thank ..YOU DID WHAT? I prayed it was a touchless wash, and grinning ear to ear my therapy smile I said "Really? Wow...that....was.....nice......where...did...you....take....it?"
"Right there at the gas station...you know the BP wash?"
AGGGHHHHHHHHH - I'm not sure what stopped my from thrusting a pen through his heart (no jury would convict me!) - I breathed deep and told him "THANK YOU.....THANK YOU VERY MMMMMMMUCH.."
I walked outside to see the damage - it's bad - BP wash is the one with those giant weed wacker spinning scrubby things. I don't know what is in the wash water but the whole car has a film on it and ....scratches...everywhere...like 100 hedgehogs were mating on my car......
I know what I am doing this weekend....other than plotting the perfect murder...
Here's the story. About a year ago I locked my keys in my trunk (yes I'm a dumba**). LSS - I had to borrow a friends car to drive to my roomate's work to get his house keys so I could go home and get my spare set to unlock the trunk and get my keys, then drive back to my roomate's work to give him his keys back. I was so grateful that I filled up his tank when I returned the car.
Well... today I returned the favor when he needed to borrow my car. When he returned the car he told me he filled up my tank (which was very nice!) and he knew I was a clean freak about my car and noticed it was a little dirty from last night's rain so he got it washed too. Thank ..YOU DID WHAT? I prayed it was a touchless wash, and grinning ear to ear my therapy smile I said "Really? Wow...that....was.....nice......where...did...you....take....it?"
"Right there at the gas station...you know the BP wash?"
AGGGHHHHHHHHH - I'm not sure what stopped my from thrusting a pen through his heart (no jury would convict me!) - I breathed deep and told him "THANK YOU.....THANK YOU VERY MMMMMMMUCH.."
I walked outside to see the damage - it's bad - BP wash is the one with those giant weed wacker spinning scrubby things. I don't know what is in the wash water but the whole car has a film on it and ....scratches...everywhere...like 100 hedgehogs were mating on my car......
I know what I am doing this weekend....other than plotting the perfect murder...
