So, there's this guy down the street from my mechanic that has a "detailing place." I'm interested in starting up a formal detailing business, so I thought I'd drop down and see if he'd be willing to sell his business.
I get in there and the guy's clearly smoking weed while he's washing a rusted civic with the crummiest looking yellow peanut sponge I've ever seen. I go up to him and we start talking about his business and he says that he wants $50,000 for it. MINIMUM.
Now he gives me the price break-down and this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
HOIST = $10,000 (that's ok with me, it's a nice one).
1 yr. of RENT = $12,000 (He pays rent not collect it, why he thinks an expense is an asset is beyond me; like I mentioned he was smoking weed).
Assortment of PEANUT SPONGES, OTC products, and $10 dollar carwash clientel = $28,000?!?!?!
So, then I say to him (just for ***** and giggles) so if I handed you a cheque for $35,000 dollars and took over your business you wouldn't take it? He says no. Ah well, more power to him. He's one of those low-level handwash places with those $40 dollar full details and the $10 dollar handwashes.
I guess I'll continue looking for another place and start up my own business once I find a suitable location.
Wish me luck.
I get in there and the guy's clearly smoking weed while he's washing a rusted civic with the crummiest looking yellow peanut sponge I've ever seen. I go up to him and we start talking about his business and he says that he wants $50,000 for it. MINIMUM.
Now he gives me the price break-down and this has got to be the funniest thing I've ever heard.
HOIST = $10,000 (that's ok with me, it's a nice one).
1 yr. of RENT = $12,000 (He pays rent not collect it, why he thinks an expense is an asset is beyond me; like I mentioned he was smoking weed).
Assortment of PEANUT SPONGES, OTC products, and $10 dollar carwash clientel = $28,000?!?!?!
So, then I say to him (just for ***** and giggles) so if I handed you a cheque for $35,000 dollars and took over your business you wouldn't take it? He says no. Ah well, more power to him. He's one of those low-level handwash places with those $40 dollar full details and the $10 dollar handwashes.
I guess I'll continue looking for another place and start up my own business once I find a suitable location.
Wish me luck.