The perfect boss.....

[Addicted2Bling]

I farted on every single one of my employees. All 37 of them.

:rofl

 

[Todd@RUPES]

I am actually no longer hungry for breakfast

 

[Merlin]

Let's hope you didn't miss any of them...You wouldn't want any of them to feel deprived or "special".

 

[polisher]

go craiglist!!