The last detail...

Junebug

Junebug

JAFO
OK I quit, after this morning, my detailing is over. It started out pleasant enough, my drop dead gorgeous neighbor brought over her black BMW 750. She was wearing next to nothing and insisted on watching me get a scratch off the hood. She kept winking at me to hurry up as she had something else that needed attention. So I brought out my rotary, slapped on a yellow pad and some OC and went to work. DAMN, I was looking at her instead of the paint and went all the way through to the metal! Then, when I thought it couldn't get worse, her husband (big ex-marine) rides a Harley on sundays, shows up and has a fit! OK, now I'm thinking of running for the hills and my wife and kids come back from the lake due to a storm and walk into all this. Friends, I want to wish each of you a safe and happy first day, of the forth month, in the year of our Lord, two thousand and seven.....
 
Well, ya had me goin there for a minute. I was wondering who would be living next to you in franklin county with a 750i bimmer that looks good.



Take it easy.
 
Hey, first April Fool's joke I've done in years! And Brandon - you're right, but what's more unbelievable would be any hot babe interested in me. Like Rodney Dangerfield once said," I'm so unlucky, if I bought a cemetary, people would quit dying."
 
Hey, first April Fool's joke I've done in years! And Brandon - you're right, but what's more unbelievable would be any hot babe interested in me. Like Rodney Dangerfield once said," I'm so unlucky, if I bought a cemetary, people would quit dying."
 
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