Hah, thanks for the compliments. I am not sure I deserve them, but I will take them.
I am not sure if there is a product similar to langka, but I have used langka and it does do a good job on *new* chip repairs if you use it very carefully. However, it will not remove the blob such that you won't be able to see it at all, you will still see it on some angles. Also, when i used it it popped out about 1/2 of the chips I used it on, so be very ginger when using it. Clay can also work if you rub with some elbow grease and lubricate well. Actually, someone posted that meg's scratchx does a decent job of leveling blobs too, but I haven't tried that. I personally like wetsanding better because when you're done the chips are 100% gone, but there is a risk there of course.
RE: wetsand, having used 2k, 2.5k and 3k I would *highly* recommend getting some 3k. It will remove the blobs as fast and the marks truly are much easier to remove. 2k is fine, but it may take 2-3 passes with SSR2.5 and some serious pressure to get the marring to a level you're happy with. With 3k they will come right off, you will be amazed at the difference, I was. I personally won't use 2k again because (and this was my fault) I ended up scratching one touchup on my door a little too deep and now I have a fine scratch rather than a chip. With the 3k there is much less risk of that. I am interested to see what Accumulator thinks. My detailing knowledge is a drop in the bucket compared to his, so he might have some ideas on the 2k that I didn't think of.
So I guess what I am saying is if I were you, I would sand with 3k, then polish with OCC first on a cutting pad to see if that does it (it should), if not try the SSR2.5, but I really think the OCC will do it, then you can follow with OCP and have an awesome finish ready for your LSP.
Let us know how it goes. I know what you're in for and it's a lot of work but it can be very rewarding. Good luck!