Porsche vs Bird Bomb Price?

[TheAverageMan]

How much would you guys charge to clean this up? lol

 

[Mike lambert]

Not in my shop!

 

[JustJesus]

How much is a good haz-mat suit?

 

[edb]

A good case for the swirl omatic first. Of course im not sure how you get it there. Tow?

 

[LEDetailng]

Nothing a little rinseless wash couldnt handle.

 

[jtford95]

Wow. Just wow.

 

[Oldfordisbetter]

Presoak and pressure wash:jawdrop:

 

[TheAverageMan]

Nothing a little rinseless wash couldnt handle.

Oh, I died. Was drinking coconut juice and read your comment. LOOOOOOL

 

[edb]

At least he didnt claim waterless cleanup.

 

[ShawnF350]

Where I work, I put a loaf of bread on a co workers van.
Tossed slices all over it. (Actually it was a few loaves)
The Canadian Geese nearby loved the bread and left their large droppings all over the van.
Nothing to the extent of pic above but it was covered.
We never told him about the bread either. He thought they just hung out on it for the day.

 

[JustJesus]

Duh. How did i miss it???

5 gallon jug of Poorboys Birt S#t Remover!!!!

 

[Don]

Get the fire department to bring out a truck and hose it off using hydrant pressure where it sits ... THEN a swirl-o-matic

 

[pheerix]

Waterless wash with Costco towels
*Drops the mic*

 

[TuxedoTaurus]

I would just hand them a business card to the nearest dealer.

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[4u2nvinmtl]

I dont know what I would do.

Prob cry first then go shoot some birds until I felt even about the situation.

 

[Ronkh]

Get the fire department to bring out a truck and hose it off using hydrant pressure where it sits ... THEN a swirl-o-matic

That would have been my choice

 

[rlmccarty2000]

That is just a tragedy. Owner needs to have his drivers license revoked and be made to ride a bicycle for life. He should just leave the car keys and a sign that says "Free Ride" and hope his insurance pays off.