I know....I remember stopping by the local Chevy dealership when the 50th Anniversary Corvette was out. There, sitting on the showroom floor, was a brand-new 50th AE Vette with swirls. And I'm talking big swirls....
One of the salesman approaches me and says, 70's-era cheesily, "Isn't she a beauty? Wouldn't you like to drive her out of here?"
I take a step back and say "Where did those cool holograms come from", pointing to the hood.
Without missing a beat, '70's Man replies "Oh, those are part of the 50th Anniversary 'Special Paint' Package."
They never learn. Ever. But I, and my fellow Autopians, can see those swirls from 1000 feet!