Might want to put her in the garage...

her only mistake was saying she carved her name into the leather seats...and also being seen giving the keys back. hehehe. she'd end up paying for all of it.:nana:



yeah...i wouldn't ever THINK of doing something like that to my gf...she is brazilian and everyone knows about latin women's tempers!!!!!!!! :scared: :soscared: :scared:
 
Here's the male to female version from Bowling for Soup:



Bowling For Soup - Two-Seater Lyrics



I wanna wake up in your arms

I wanna set off your alarm

I wanna break into your car

and I wanna take out your back seat

The one where you told me everything

I thought I always wanted to hear

The one where you told me that it's over



And everytime you look in your rearview mirror

I hope you see me...

And all the stuff we did when we were back there together..Uh Huh



I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio

Keymarks paralell to the Pinstripes

Windows broken youre T Tops stolen

Now its one of a kind, Thanks for the Ride



I gotta get the hell out of dodge

I just spent the whole nighta avoiding the cops

I just dont think I'll go to the clink

Just cuz I took out your backseat



The one where you told me everything

I thought I always wanted to hear

The one where you told me that it's over



And everytime you look in your rearview mirror

I hope you see me...

And all the stuff we did when we were back there together...Uh Huh



I hope you like your Two Seater, No Radio

Keymarks paralell to the Pinstripes

Windows broken youre T Tops stolen

Now its one of a kind, Thanks for the Ride



Can you hear your radio?

I bet you can't hear your radio

So you'll never know I wrote this song for you

Sorry that your tires are flat

I know you weren't expecting that

Guess I got a little bit carried away



Two-seater concert video
 
When I got divorced a few years ago my theme somg as "How Am I Doin" by Dierks Bentley.



The video doesn't match the words all that well.

http://music.yahoo.com/video/2170944



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It's strange to hear your voice, I did not expect for you to call

You wonder how I'm doin, how I'm holding up since you've been gone



Well, how am I doing since you did, what you've done to me

I can't lie, I sometimes cry, when I think of how it used to be

I keep my friends with me, I stay busy, and I don't get much sleep

Baby that's how i'm doing since you did, what you done to me



Well now wait one minute, I failed to mention, those tears I cried are tears of joy

Because it was no fun, there under your thumb, and now that we're done

I'm getting right, every night, with every single, every loving girl in sight



Well, how am I doing since you did, what you've done to me

I can't lie, I sometimes cry, when I think of how it used to be

I keep my friends with me, I stay busy, and I don't get much sleep

Baby that's how i'm doing since you did, what you done to me



Well, when all my friends heard, what a you know what you were

They took me out on the town

But then I heard our song, and I danced along, but it felt all wrong

Cause she was sweet, she let me lead, she never took her ever lovin eyes off me



Well, how am I doing since you did, what you've done to me

I can't lie, I sometimes cry, when I think of how it used to be

I keep my friends with me, I stay busy, and I don't get much sleep

Baby that's how i'm doing since you did, what you done to me



Well I don't know what you were thinking, running round on me

Well, now you say you're sorry.....well honey I agree



So, how are you doing since you did, what you did to me

Girl don't lie, I know you cried...cause you know how good it used to be

Yeah, tell me does the thought of, loosing my true love, make it hard to sleep

Baby how are you doing since you did what you done to me



Now how are you doing, now that you know how I'm doing

Since you did what you done to me
 
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