Make me laugh and win a bottle

Ben@3D

Ben@3D

New member
We have 3 bottles left of the HD Uno 3.0 Beta. Make me laugh and you will be getting one!



:becky:
 
pony_mechanic.jpg
 
What did Bruce Lee order at Burger King?



















A waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah :clap:









Ok that was lame attempt but hopefully its good enough for me to win a bottle!
 
Ben@Autopia said:
Always funny! Seen this a few times, makes me chuckle every time. Ok, you win the first one! Congrats!
Click to expand...



Thanks Ben! I'll PM you my address. Got a few good candidates for testing coming up soon so this should be fun!
 
MY PRIVATE PART DIED





An old man, Mr. Wallace, was living in a nursing home...



One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed.



Nurse Tracy asked him if there was anything wrong,



'Yes, Nurse

'My Private Part died today, and I am very sad..'



Knowing her patients were a little forgetful and sometimes a little crazy,



she replied, 'Oh, I'm so sorry, Mr. Wallace. Please accept my condolences.'



The following day, Mr. Wallace was walking down the hall with his Private Part

hanging out of his pajamas.



He met Nurse Tracy.. 'Mr. Wallace,' she said,

'You shouldn't be walking down the hall like that.

Please put your Private Part back inside your pajamas.'



'But, Nurse Tracy I can't,' replied Mr. Wallace.

'I told you yesterday that my Private Part died.



'Yes,' said Nurse Tracy, 'you did tell me that,

but why is it hanging out of your pajamas?'



(You've gotta love this .)





'Well,' he replied, 'Today is the viewing.'
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top