The Fuzz
New member
I just wanted to let you all know about my newest business venture. With the capital I earned from Mullet Wax, I have decided to take some time off and start working on a couple new projects. Dwayne and I have joined together to create Love Buzzard Enterprises. :naughty The love buzzard is smooth with the ladies and circles them looking for love. Ever seen that guy hanging around the girl who has a boyfriend and just waits for trouble in the relationship before he swoops in and takes her? That's the love buzzard. :naughty
Project number one is to begin work on a book. The working title is "Being smooth with the ladies". I have been published before and have some connections in the industry to get this project off the ground. Laugh if you want to, but that is the whole point. :naughty This will be sold at bookstores everywhere and I will be available for book signings upon release. Hold your breath ladies. Tyrell is coming to town. :naughty
Project two is going to be shopping a script around for a TV series about a guy with a sexy mullet and is smooth with the ladies. :naughty Again, laugh if you want to. It is going to be a sitcom, so laughter is expected. I am going to really aim at Comedy Central to pick this up. FOX would be my next target. If those don't work out, then I'll put pointed ears on the cast and shop it to SciFi. :naughty
Project three is going to be the relaunch of Mullet Wax. We want to package it better and perhaps change it up a bit. The big bottles were great and they sold like hotcakes. We feel that we would have sold twice as many if we put them in smaller bottles. Maybe 16 ounces is enough smoothness to get started. We'd like to upgrade the labels and have them packaged a little more professionally as well. It will be a big release when we do this, so keep your eyes open.
That is about it. I just wanted to let all of you know that I may sound like I'm talking crazy, but I'm not. :crazy I'm serious about all of this. The book is in the works as well as the outline for the TV show. There is no reason in the world that I can't do this. I have a thick and luxurious man mullet and I am smooth with the ladies. With all of that going for me, why not try? :bigups Look forward to great things from Love Buzzard Enterprises soon!
Project number one is to begin work on a book. The working title is "Being smooth with the ladies". I have been published before and have some connections in the industry to get this project off the ground. Laugh if you want to, but that is the whole point. :naughty This will be sold at bookstores everywhere and I will be available for book signings upon release. Hold your breath ladies. Tyrell is coming to town. :naughty
Project two is going to be shopping a script around for a TV series about a guy with a sexy mullet and is smooth with the ladies. :naughty Again, laugh if you want to. It is going to be a sitcom, so laughter is expected. I am going to really aim at Comedy Central to pick this up. FOX would be my next target. If those don't work out, then I'll put pointed ears on the cast and shop it to SciFi. :naughty
Project three is going to be the relaunch of Mullet Wax. We want to package it better and perhaps change it up a bit. The big bottles were great and they sold like hotcakes. We feel that we would have sold twice as many if we put them in smaller bottles. Maybe 16 ounces is enough smoothness to get started. We'd like to upgrade the labels and have them packaged a little more professionally as well. It will be a big release when we do this, so keep your eyes open.
That is about it. I just wanted to let all of you know that I may sound like I'm talking crazy, but I'm not. :crazy I'm serious about all of this. The book is in the works as well as the outline for the TV show. There is no reason in the world that I can't do this. I have a thick and luxurious man mullet and I am smooth with the ladies. With all of that going for me, why not try? :bigups Look forward to great things from Love Buzzard Enterprises soon!
