Lost her 710

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YoMike

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A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred-ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?"

She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine, I have lost it and need a new one."

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had its hood up and asked "is there a 710 on this car?"

She pointed and said, "Of course, its right there."

If you're not sure what a 710 is Click: Theyostore.com/710.jpg
 


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So a blonde is going door to door asking to do odd jobs. She knocks on a door and a man answers. "Do you have any odd jobs you need done?" she asks. "Sure" he replies. "the porch out back needs to be painted, do you think you can handle that?" She tells him she can handle the job and he takes her out to his garage to show her where the paint, drop cloths, etc are. About an hour later, she knocks on his door to tell him she is done. Amazed that she could be done that quickly, he asks "are you sure you are done?"



"Oh yes sir, I am completely finished" she replied. "By the way, that is a Ferrari, not a porch."
 
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