imported_WhyteWizard
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This is an ad from Craigslist: Not mine but I thought it was interesting and outside the English requirement - mostly in the way it was worded - people called me thinking this was mine. I assure you it isn't, still, here it is for your entertainment.
VERY EXPERIENCED Detailer
VERY EXPERIENCED Detailer (Orange County)
VERY EXPERIENCED auto Detailer needed for part time work leading to fulltime job. You MUST have experience with hi- speed rotary buffer, not an orbital or Portercable.
I have been running this ad for quite some time because I have not found anyone who is qualified for this position. Please don't apply if you are not qualified.
I expect you to have experience you can back up, be punctual, clean cut/good hygeine, non-smoker preferred, reliable transportation and SPEAK ENGLISH!!
If you believe you qualify, please do the following:
1) Tell me how many years you have been using a buffer on a daily basis.
2) Who have you worked for...what brand of buffer and chemicals have you used?
3) Give any info that would help you stand out from others that may apply for this position. You speak and understand ENGLISH, right?
All respondents WILL recieve a return email or a phone call if you include your number in your response and follow the above instructions.
I am VERY picky with who I hire, and our high-end clients are too.
If you can follow the directions above, and I hire you, you will be paid according to your experience, aptitude, and attitude. I will pay you much more than $10. per hour, unlike other cheap bastards. In fact, if you are only worth $10. per hour, I wouldn't hire you in the first place. Give me quality performance, and I'll give you quality pay.
VERY EXPERIENCED Detailer
VERY EXPERIENCED Detailer (Orange County)
VERY EXPERIENCED auto Detailer needed for part time work leading to fulltime job. You MUST have experience with hi- speed rotary buffer, not an orbital or Portercable.
I have been running this ad for quite some time because I have not found anyone who is qualified for this position. Please don't apply if you are not qualified.
I expect you to have experience you can back up, be punctual, clean cut/good hygeine, non-smoker preferred, reliable transportation and SPEAK ENGLISH!!
If you believe you qualify, please do the following:
1) Tell me how many years you have been using a buffer on a daily basis.
2) Who have you worked for...what brand of buffer and chemicals have you used?
3) Give any info that would help you stand out from others that may apply for this position. You speak and understand ENGLISH, right?
All respondents WILL recieve a return email or a phone call if you include your number in your response and follow the above instructions.
I am VERY picky with who I hire, and our high-end clients are too.
If you can follow the directions above, and I hire you, you will be paid according to your experience, aptitude, and attitude. I will pay you much more than $10. per hour, unlike other cheap bastards. In fact, if you are only worth $10. per hour, I wouldn't hire you in the first place. Give me quality performance, and I'll give you quality pay.