It was beautiful today, but I couldn't drive the Miata with the top down. My wife was on a girls' day out and my daughter was doing her science project, and I wanted to hang around if she needed any help. So, I decided to (surprise) wash the car.
Mary Joan's friend Bethann left her car in the driveway, and since I was washing the Miata anyhow, I washed her dark blue VW Golf. Dang, this chick I don't think EVER waxed her car since she got it! Beading? HAHAHAHA! SHEETING? BWAHAHAHAA! The water LAID on that car! WTH, Golfs are small, and that's a nice blue color, so I decided to put a coat of wax on it!
I chose #20, because I have 2 bottles of it and whothehell knows if that car is EVER going to get another coat of wax.
As I worked, the cleaning properties of #20 quickly became apparent, and the yellow applicator soon turned grey. #20 has a nice fruity smell, I thought. But, about halfway through the job, I started noticing a foul odor. I kinda looked around, and then I realized. It was coming from THE APPLICATOR. It smelled like VOMIT!
Bethann is pretty, but she's a bit of a sad case. She's a 47 year-old single mom with a 2 grown kids (from her first husband, who is a real loony tune) and a 5 year old, and she's a poor judge of men (witness the 5 year old who doesn't know who his father is, and neither does she). I would guess that the kid (or someone) threw up on the car at some point, and the rain washed it away, or she hosed it off and left it.
Anyhow, I threw the applicator away. I don't usually do that, unless it tears or gets dirt embedded in it. The car looked pretty good when I was done. There was decent slickness, considering the circumstances, that I wasn't trying to impress anyone but just throwing a quick coat of protectant on. I didn't stress getting every square inch, nor getting all the sap off; just a quick shine for someone who could use a hand.
No pics, it would look much better in the pics than it really did. The car looked like a shiny car.
Tom
Mary Joan's friend Bethann left her car in the driveway, and since I was washing the Miata anyhow, I washed her dark blue VW Golf. Dang, this chick I don't think EVER waxed her car since she got it! Beading? HAHAHAHA! SHEETING? BWAHAHAHAA! The water LAID on that car! WTH, Golfs are small, and that's a nice blue color, so I decided to put a coat of wax on it!
I chose #20, because I have 2 bottles of it and whothehell knows if that car is EVER going to get another coat of wax.
As I worked, the cleaning properties of #20 quickly became apparent, and the yellow applicator soon turned grey. #20 has a nice fruity smell, I thought. But, about halfway through the job, I started noticing a foul odor. I kinda looked around, and then I realized. It was coming from THE APPLICATOR. It smelled like VOMIT!
Bethann is pretty, but she's a bit of a sad case. She's a 47 year-old single mom with a 2 grown kids (from her first husband, who is a real loony tune) and a 5 year old, and she's a poor judge of men (witness the 5 year old who doesn't know who his father is, and neither does she). I would guess that the kid (or someone) threw up on the car at some point, and the rain washed it away, or she hosed it off and left it.
Anyhow, I threw the applicator away. I don't usually do that, unless it tears or gets dirt embedded in it. The car looked pretty good when I was done. There was decent slickness, considering the circumstances, that I wasn't trying to impress anyone but just throwing a quick coat of protectant on. I didn't stress getting every square inch, nor getting all the sap off; just a quick shine for someone who could use a hand.
No pics, it would look much better in the pics than it really did. The car looked like a shiny car.
Tom
