Letter to my Husband (an email)

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To my darling husband,



Before you return from your overseas trip I just want to let you know

about the small accident I had with the pick up truck when I turned

into the driveway. Fortunately not too bad and I really didn't get

hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.



I was coming home from Wal-Mart, and when I turned into the driveway



I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake. The

garage door is slightly bent but the pick up fortunately came to a

halt when it bumped into your car.



I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you

will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you my

sweetheart.



I am enclosing a picture for you. I cannot wait to hold you in my

arms again.



Your loving wife.







P.S. Your girlfriend called.



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I received this as a forwarded email.

Couldn't believe it, when I saw the Ferrari emblem on the bottom car.
 

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Every time I see that picture, a tear drops down my cheek. If that were my Ferrari I would just sit out side looking at it curled up and just rock back and forth like a crazy person saying "its okay, its not so bad, most of it can buff right out".
 
looks like the ferrari crashed into and under the truck, since there is no damge to the rear on the ferrari. i also doubt the truck could have climbed all the way up onto the ferrari





:sign
 
Looks like someone got PUNKED!



lol



Actually, it looks like the gargae may have been down and folded forward making a small type of ramp to aid it in drivng over the Ferrari.
 
Whats so funny, it was clearly just an accident, you just don't see it from a womans perspective!!!!!!



Do you think I should have "NOT" been eating a bagel, women need energy!

Do you think I should have thrown out a cigarette that she had just lit , get serious you fools!

And to seriously think I can't handle a cell phone, eat a bagel and smoke a cigarette at the same time, your nuts!!

If junior hadn't been crying his head off I would have had to put down the smoke, held the bagel in my teeth, reached back and scolded junior, and switched hands on the cell phone!!

And now to top it all off you want to blame me, I'm calling mother, ahh, dial it for me please, I'm still on my cell phone!

Changeling
 
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