I found a new use for a pressure washer

jlift

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Well, I had just put up a new antenna on my roof yesterday. But before I did, My large old antenna seemed to be covered in bird dung. Maybe that's why my reception had been going south? Anyway, I just happened to have my pressure washer plugged in and turned on since I was washing my car (1300 PSI, electric). I looked up at the old antenna and noticed a pigeon sitting on it. I slowly turned the nozzle on the washer to solid stream, took aim and hit the birdie right in the chest. He let out a "squawk", took off flying and I think that I counted about three or four chest feathers slowly drifting down to my roof. I don't believe in cruelty to animals, but I do hope the little birdbrain learned a lesson. Who would have known that I was such a good shot with a pressure washer. By the way, when I got up on the roof, I made good use of the pressure washer again washing off the numerous bird droppings...all around my antenna! Please, no ugly replies......:love:
 
Well, I had just put up a new antenna on my roof yesterday. But before I did, My large old antenna seemed to be covered in bird dung. Maybe that's why my reception had been going south? Anyway, I just happened to have my pressure washer plugged in and turned on since I was washing my car (1300 PSI, electric). I looked up at the old antenna and noticed a pigeon sitting on it. I slowly turned the nozzle on the washer to solid stream, took aim and hit the birdie right in the chest. He let out a "squawk", took off flying and I think that I counted about three or four chest feathers slowly drifting down to my roof. I don't believe in cruelty to animals, but I do hope the little birdbrain learned a lesson. Who would have known that I was such a good shot with a pressure washer. By the way, when I got up on the roof, I made good use of the pressure washer again washing off the numerous bird droppings...all around my antenna! Please, no ugly replies......:love:


How's the reception? not that I condone cruelty to animals but had I been in your shoes I would have done the same thing:D
 
The reception is terriffic. I just bought a new 42" plasma and I decided to upgrade the antenna too. I was amazed that the plasma HDTV picked up 44 digital stations....kind of like having free cable. Some of those digital stations are really nice. :bigups
 
:rofl Glad that it fixed ur problem. I'm sure it didn't hurt him in the least bit just shocked a little and probably did learn his lesson lol.
 
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