How exciting!

[Corey Bit Spank]

My friend saw him in Toronto a few years back.

 

[pogo123]

Well, you can't beat the price of admission.

 

[Corey Bit Spank]

It's supposed to be a benefit to going to a school with 29,999 other fine individuals



We're renaming it "SUNY of the Self Taught"

 

[TortoiseAWD]

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I’m a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald… striking. So, I’m on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one – big hitter, the Lama – long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga… gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he’s gonna stiff me. And I say, “Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.â€� And he says, “Oh, uh, there won’t be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.â€� So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.

Tort

 

[Corey Bit Spank]

haha







Leaving now.



http://www.buffalo.edu/dalai_lama/

 

[imported_hadboosttroy]

Tort

one of the best movie quotes ever!!

 

[tanha]

Oh wow, I'm jealous! (Ha, he wouldn't approve of that!)



How was it?

 

[Corey Bit Spank]

I won a prize because my question was picked for him to answer.



I won

a peace flag

a weird white thing which i'm not sure what it is

a too-large University at Buffalo t-shirt

a book!



wowzas.

 

[stilez]

From "Wedding Crashers":

Share that with the Dalai Lama, jack a$$!

 

[TortoiseAWD]

I won a prize because my question was picked for him to answer.

What was the question, and how did he reply?



Tort