Holy crap! A zymol wax more expensive than Vintage!

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drewski59

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Royale Wax $7300.99



:shocked Holy cow! I couldn't believe that price!

According to Zymol, it contains 68-70% white no.1 carnauba by volume.



And folks, NO REFILLS on this one.:rolleyes:



You have GOT to be kidding me on this one! It's only eight ounces and no refills...sorry, I'm still in shock!:shocked



BTW, I found this for sale at www.autosupermart.com**

I later found it on the 'tech' section of the Zymol site.



:wavey



**actually, i can't find it here, you have to go here:

http://autosupermart.com/old3/shopcart/zymol/zymol.html
 
That site also has some NEW zymol products, including HD-Cleanse PROFESSIONAL(has more oil in it:rolleyes: ), and 'repair' waxes for red and black vehicles.



I thought it was interesting to see the new products.:D
 
Oh, I see the "edit" now, I couldn't find it either :D



I wonder what the heck makes it cost $6000 more than Vintage for only another 7 to 9% more carnauba??? Does it come with a platinum/lead crystal container, free cocaine, and a date with Victoria Silvstedt?
 
How often can you refill the zymol waxes that is advertised as "lifetime supply" (the vintage for example)? Can you have a refill every 3 days if you finish the can?



kent
 
Yeah, it's 2 times/year on the refill.

But, THIS wax doesn't give you refills!:shocked



This one makes the Vintage look like such a bargain.:D



:wavey
 
Common Sense has to shine sooner or later.



I may go as high as $140 a jar for of Concourse but that's

the limit. If a person has that kind of money for Vintage

or Royal I think it would be better spent on protecting our

children from predators or helping the needy.



My 2
 
Maybe make this apart of the wax test Steve?? haha j/k



I will get around to buying the your wax test report and the Autopia car care manual/e-book, around November or by the latest March. Just depends on my situation.



Jason
 
I can't find a picture on the site of the wax. All I've got to say is J***S C****T!... of Later Day Saints. I mean can you imagine that! You could be like "My car wax cost more than your car" for some people. That's just amazing...
 
I couldn't find a pic, either.:confused:

Although I did look for pics of their other 'new' zymol's, and couldn't find them, either.

They are new, so maybe zymol hasn't released the pics yet.:nixweiss



I thought the vintage jar was pretty fancy, but this one must be gold plated and covered in precious stones!:D



BTW, I found a lb. of pure carnauba shavings on eBay for $20!

For $7000+, we could buy some fancy machinery and make our own 'super wax'. just a thought...lol



:wavey
 
No wonder they love the good ole USA so much in some of these starving third world countries. We take a $7,000 wax and apply it to our car, they would have that can eaten in 6 seconds flat.

:up



kelly
 
$7300 for a wax?!? Are they out of their minds?!? Sorry, but my Souveran is the highest I am going as far as wax is concerned.



This makes me wonder if they are secretly adding a little coca leaf and sniffing it later.
 
If anyone is thinking about buying that wax, then please email me first. I'll send you some of this special wax I have for only $5500. Now you'll probably think it is pillsbury choclate chip cookie dough but trust me... it's wax.
 
Intel486 said:
If anyone is thinking about buying that wax, then please email me first. I'll send you some of this special wax I have for only $5500. Now you'll probably think it is pillsbury choclate chip cookie dough but trust me... it's wax.
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HAHAHAHAHA...ROTFLMAO!!!:D :D :D
 
I would be more interested to know how much of this stuff is sold. Putting a high price on a product is one thing, but selling it is a completely different one.



BTW, have I advertised my new line of ultra high end detailing products.



1. The Lowejackson Super Super Polish. This stuff is so mild, it will not damage any surface at all, unless used incorrectly by applying it in anyway to paint. But gives a perfect mirror finish, just like it left the factory. Cost – only $800



2. The Lowejackson Super Super Wax. Forget any other wax you have read about, this is the real thing. 195% pure wax by volume. This was originally designed for military applications. It is applied to the inside of guns, missile launchers etc. It provides a very very deep shine and is ultra slick. If I say anything more, I run the chance of being arrested for exposing state secrets. That’s how good it is. Free refills for life or until your arrested by the government. Cost – only $18000



3. The Lowejackson Super Shampoo. Our chemists worked night and day for 25 years on this one (we did give them one day off several years ago). They analysed every other shampoo in the world to compare it to the Lowejackson Super Shampoo, and our shampoo beat them all. Tired of washing your car only to need to rinse the suds off. Well, those days are over. Our chemists have created the perfect shampoo, it is colourless, odourless and tasteless. It looks and feels just like pure water and indeed it is pure water, but this stuff comes from the Black Forest in Germany, where they really know their water. Cost – only $249 per gallon or $5000 for 6 gallons.



For further information, phone 800-Iam-insane-but need money or visit our web page at www.Ineedmymeds.com



Steven

President & CEO
 
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