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If you are looking for the ultimate in automotive detailing products, look no further. This is the one product that any professional detailer should not be without.

Available everywhere!

Do not accept cheapo alternatives. Only BigRon's Nu Finish has the patented 'Polyacrilic-Megaelastic Paint Protective Skin'

Look for coupons at your local Seven Eleven, or contact BigRon!
 
did someone at NU FINISH let this new version hit the market before the much anticipated release date ... watch out POORBOY & mullet wax ...BIG RON nu finish is going to take the detailing world by storm .. this product will not only outlast you & your car it actually helps your body burn more calories while you drive .. it also improves gas mileage by 15mpg.. it also contains special female attracting polymer particles .. you no longer need a MULLET. this product will make you & your car a babe slaying combo .. you no longer need to try & BE SMOOTH. this product will even boost horsepower by 50%. its like VIAGRA for your car ... please consult with your doctor & your mechanic before using this product:phone: :bigscream :naughty :flameon
 
HOLY #$%^&...

There is some serious productology going on in this little orange bottle of Big Ron’s NuFinish —I just took a few minutes to actually read the fine print…

“May cause some serious side effects... such as headaches, nausea, bloating, gas, irregular or constant bleeding, extreme sensitivity to light and heat, tingling or numbness in extremities, hallucinations, mass hysteria, constant erectile function, microfibriosis, detailitis, polishnosis, heavy right footedness, imbalanced muscle tone of the forearm, as well as hairy palms. Not to be taken seriously without first ingesting large quantities of alcohol. Most common side effects are opticular cross fixation and corneal burning due to increased concentration of solar refractance. Use only under close professional supervision by trained personal. Results may vary based upon year make model and color. Due to the of the thixotropic nature and absorption rates when used in confined spaces, the use of nitrous oxide as a breathing supplement is highly recommended. The effects of the chemotropic psudomorphadonia are bound to make any and all competition, competitors, friends, relatives, sisters, brothers, parents and the elderly highly enthralled in lackadaisical euphoric admiration. Use extreme caution when used in anti-gravitational environments for the lubricity effect will increase propulsion rates exponentially. Not recommended for use on babies less than three weeks old, kittens, hairless gerbils, or any large farm animal without first seeking a thorough cranial rectal eradication. If combined with any organic matter implosion will occur. CAUTION – CONTAINS ANTI-MATTER which has been proven to turn lead into gold.”
 
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I also ad that after reading that, it's well worth the $6000 price tag which excedes the value of any Zymol product I have ever tried!!!:lmfao
 
I tried it and it made my 62 falcon so slick that I slip off every time I lean on it. Also I have to keep a stick under the seat to beat offthe ladies at stop lights. The shine is so good that you need a welder mask just to look at it and thats at NIGHT!!!!!

Here I thought that PB was the best, well no sir this BIGRONS is that bomb!!
 
Tried on my 74 Pinto. Something strange happened the next day. It transformed the Pinto into a Ford Cobra. Can't wait to use it on my Yugo.
 
see i told you so ... thanx denverdetail i was trying to keep this under wraps & you had to blab it to everyone .. i cant be responsible for any of the results of using this product.. newborn babies .. women kicking in yor door to get a peice of you ect..USE AT YOUR OWN RISK
 
dr_detail said:
HOLY #$%^&...

I just took a few minutes to actually read the fine print…

“May cause some serious side effects... such as headaches, nausea, bloating, gas, irregular or constant bleeding, extreme sensitivity to light and heat, tingling or numbness in extremities, hallucinations, mass hysteria, constant erectile function, microfibriosis, detailitis, polishnosis....Use only under close professional supervision by trained personal....

Not for use without first seeking a thorough cranial rectal eradication. ”
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This is how I prepare to use this awesome product. Of course after my cranial rectal eradication surgery. BigRon is also selling the biosuits at an equally reasonable $6000. I bought two! I gotta protect my employees.
 
DUDE YOU ARE FREAKIN HILAROUS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!.. i love it .. this has got to be one of the funniest posts ive seen here..
 
This picture was originated by Shotime. He uses Big Ron's Nu Finish but without the Bio-suit! His car looks awesome though!
 
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