Free Wax for Guinea Pigs.

barrettward

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In a previous post I gave away some of my NXT / Natty's blue combo wax.

See here Previous Giveaway.



Anywho, I caught the wax making bug. I traveled down to a near by lab. Yes, a real lab with beakers and chemicals and stuff. I picked the brains of a few chemist (namely my cousins) and came up with a dozen or so "waxes." Most are blends of existing waxes with additives and the like. Some are new. FYI- chemical manufactures give away samples in bags.



I have tried all four that I plan to give away on my own car. No harm so far. The paint remains; and in the case of these four looks great/better/same.



Some are better than others. I have picked the top four to give away here, minus a few conditions. You must live in the continental US. You must be willing to try something new. You must not sue me if every bolt and nut falls off of your car, or the paint melts into a puddle on the floor. Please remember that these are in pure -Alpha state! (as in beta testing.)



To be fair, I have made this into a contest. Not hard yet not easy. For your efforts (the lucky four) you will receive enough wax to do approx 1/2 to 1/3 of a car. This stuff should go on thin.





There are four categories.



Red Car. Black Car. White Car. Any Color. (Corresponding to the four waxes I have made.)



The first to post with the correct answer in their respective category will win. I would prefer you have the actual car color for the question your are answering. I also wish that once you receive the wax and apply it, you post comments, pictures, hate mail, or questions in this tread.



I'm not doing this for money! I just like to tinker.



Please format your answers: Color(red,black,white,any) = Answer

On to the questions.



Red: I am a show viewed from the Tsim Sha Tsui river. What is the name of my show?



Black: I am a party that takes place in the Southernmost Point every year. You may see some racy stuff. What's my name? I am not Mardi Gras.



White: There is a "hidden" arrow in my name/logo. Once you see it, you can never not see it again.



Any: In 1873, I was moved to a Gallery. I have one of the world's most photographed "wangs" ever.
 
Please note: This is supposed to be fun. A small applicator is included. This is a LSP. I applied all over a clean car following ZAIO. Your mileage may very!
 
Red-Is the show called A Symphony of Lights? is it the choreographed light and sound show from the sky scrapers?

Where do you come up with this s@%t
 
White:

fedexlogo.gif




... neat. Never saw that before. :)
 
ALL WAX IS GONE!



Thanks for playing.



Remember if you get free wax I beg you to comment on them in this tread.

Thanks again,

Barrett
 
barrettward said:
etml12: Well done! PM your address! Wax on the way.



Please note: BLACK IS GONE!



I feel ashamed to admit that the only reason I knew this answer was due to the Real World episodes in Key West not too long ago. Anyway, PM sent.
 
Ok wax is boxed an will ship tomorrow.



My lawyer wife: What are those boxes?

Me: Wax I'm sending to the guys on that car care website.

Wife: The stuff that smells like oranges?

Me: Yeah.

Wife: We'll I hope none your friend's kids eat the wax and sue us.

Me: Is that a common case that comes across your desk?

Wife: You should put a warning label on there.

Me: There already in the box.....

Wife: You and your geek friends are going to cost us the house.

Me: No one is going to eat the wax!

Wife: Famous last words!

Me: I'm going to the garage.

Wife: Whatever.





SO- In lieu of a label. Please don't let your kids eat car care products. With or without a label warning you of such, I don't want your kids to get sick. On the other hand I don't want my wife to bitc% at me when we are homeless.



Please heed this warning.



Thanks,

Barrett
 
Everyone's wax should arrive tomorrow. Let me know in this thread.



Please remember, you nor you kids or pets should eat it, rub it into their eyes, smoke it, sniff it, inject it.... Well you get the point, just use it on your car.



Barrett







FYI- The colored waxes may stain your hands (red,black) no big deal, nothing toxic. You just may want to use gloves! Otherwise your spouse may ask some weird questions. Trust me!
 
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