Find a niche and work it..........

I watched a "dirty jobs" show and one segment was about the removal of pigeon droppings... turns out that it is a very hazardous job and you need to wear protective clothing and some sort of resporator.
 
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"Due to overwhelming demand, Professional Bird **** Removal Technicians are booked on Bird **** Removal assignments through December 21st, 2037.:aww:



We look forward to helping you once the workload decreases"







very lucrative can someone say Cha Ching ($$$)

wonder:rolleyes: how much school or training to be a licensed Pro. Bird **** Removal Technician
 
best part...



Can you help me with my human turd problem? My brother cannot stop shitting! PLEASE WE NEED UR HELP!!

- A reader, Australia



Dear Reader from Australia:



Hello and thank you for contacting Professional Bird **** Removal Services! We are sorry to hear that your brother Jake will not stop shitting. Clearly, you may be in need of professional **** removal services! At this time, Professional Bird **** Removal Services specializes in pigeons, parrots, and other winged creatures. However, in the future, we hope to be able to assist you with your brother's explosive diarrhea issues.



Until then, we recommend the following tips to ensure a ****-free home environment:



1. Avoid too many bean burritos.

2. Retrain the offensive shitting habits by placing the turd on your brother's favorite pillow.



We hope you can successfully resolve your turd dilemma.
 
On a lighter note a building near me was used for out training. Resident pigeons had coated the floor completely and our trainer said to forget it, that bird droppings can pass meningitis to humans. Bad times
 
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