Luster
COMPULSIVELY ANAL

It was about 30 years ago and a lady (my neighbor) was constantly watching me clean my cars, daily, in my driveway...
One day she came over and asked me the now-famous line, which you've all undoubtedly heard...
"How much would you charge me to ......
Yes, you've all heard it.:lol2:
Well... it was a Buick Estate Station Wagon... the thing was HUGE! Not to mention trashed.
Food wrappers, cups, stains, straws, old fries... (Yes, they did have McDonalds 30 years ago!!!) The car was a rolling nightmare.
Anyway, I spent ALL DAY on a Saturday cleaning her car and charged her $25!!!:yay
And what product did I use on the paint? You guessed it!!! That crusty old TURTLE WAX! Remember that stuff that yielded that hard, crusty, nasty white stuff that looked like you had eaten powdered sugar donuts over the hood? Glad those days are over!!!
That night I decided to never detail another car for money.
(Just kidding.):rofl