Hahaha. I have a good one!
So I used to work in a large high volume shop back in the day. It was probably around '95 and I was working on a Chevy Astro van (mid 80's model). When we cleaned the wheels (with acid cleaners) we would always rotate them 180 degrees, and then clean one more time to make sure they were totally clean. Well, it tends to get pretty loud in the shop, and between the air compressor, rotary buffers running at 3000rpms, vacuums, and radios, one really couldn't even hear the vehicle running. For those of you who've never driven an Astro van of that era. This was before the had the safety mechanism that prevented you from shifting out of park until you depressed the brake peddle. The brake pedal and gas pedal were also very close to each other on this vehicle, very poor design actually....
So as I'm sure you've already figured out, I hopped inside, put the gas peddle to the floor thinking it was the brake, shifted into reverse, and left a 15' tire patch until I slammed into the back wall!!! :driving:
Luckily there was nobody behind the vehicle, and to top it off there was even a 55 gallon plastic drum filled with empty pop cans against the wall that cushioned the blow. Only damage to the vehicle was a light scuff to the bumper, and of course major embarrassment on my part.
LOL, they said the look on my face was priceless!
Rasky