Docpeanut
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I put this up at Autogeek too, should be fun
We all have things in our past we are not necessarily proud of, but we have them none the less!
For years we may have kept these secrets deep inside our minds, but no more! For now is the time to release yourself of the burden with the anonymity the Internet provides.
Now I don't want to hear about anything illegal or something that caused great physical harm. However, if you shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die then I'd like to get an autograph.
So keep this fun and clean, hopefully we can all share some chuckles.
I'll start. I'm a Registered Nurse, part of my education and training involved clinicals - a fancy word for free hospital workers. We were sent through many different departments throughout our time.
Confession Time......
Way back when in OB clinicals I stopped for a greasy McDonald's breakfast on the way in. As fate would have it, my patient was post op c-section and couldn't feel her lower body yet. As I was leaning over to auscultate an SBD slipped out. I couldn't see but I swear there was a green cloud with it, I mean it would have peeled wallpaper it was so bad! Before I could say anything the patient looked at me and with an embarrassed look said "I'm so sorry! I can't feel anything and they just keep slipping out." At this point I did what any good nurse would do; I told her it was no big deal, it happens all the time! I asked if she wanted simethicone (GAS-X) and she asked if I thought she needed it, I said "Oh Yeah" and she agreed. The second the door closed behind me I fell to my knees laughing hysterically, it took me a good 30 minutes to regain my composure. Post conference was the funniest one any of us had participated in. Wherever that poor patient is today, I'm sorry I farted and let you take the blame! To be fair though I probably saved your life that day, the grim reaper would have turned around and left the room had he come in
We all have things in our past we are not necessarily proud of, but we have them none the less!
For years we may have kept these secrets deep inside our minds, but no more! For now is the time to release yourself of the burden with the anonymity the Internet provides.
Now I don't want to hear about anything illegal or something that caused great physical harm. However, if you shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die then I'd like to get an autograph.
So keep this fun and clean, hopefully we can all share some chuckles.
I'll start. I'm a Registered Nurse, part of my education and training involved clinicals - a fancy word for free hospital workers. We were sent through many different departments throughout our time.
Confession Time......
Way back when in OB clinicals I stopped for a greasy McDonald's breakfast on the way in. As fate would have it, my patient was post op c-section and couldn't feel her lower body yet. As I was leaning over to auscultate an SBD slipped out. I couldn't see but I swear there was a green cloud with it, I mean it would have peeled wallpaper it was so bad! Before I could say anything the patient looked at me and with an embarrassed look said "I'm so sorry! I can't feel anything and they just keep slipping out." At this point I did what any good nurse would do; I told her it was no big deal, it happens all the time! I asked if she wanted simethicone (GAS-X) and she asked if I thought she needed it, I said "Oh Yeah" and she agreed. The second the door closed behind me I fell to my knees laughing hysterically, it took me a good 30 minutes to regain my composure. Post conference was the funniest one any of us had participated in. Wherever that poor patient is today, I'm sorry I farted and let you take the blame! To be fair though I probably saved your life that day, the grim reaper would have turned around and left the room had he come in
