Bird Crap Wipes?!

Does anybody offer bird sh!t wipes?



I've been looking for something like this for awhile and haven't found anything. I'm not really looking for a spray cause I don't feel like carrying napkins or towels around. Just a bottle with disposible wipes with a liquid that would clean crap on the spot.



Anybody know if this type of product is available anywhere?



Thanks.
 
I just carry a bottle of QD in the car, with a pair of MFs in the glove box. It's not that hard is it?



I don't know of any bird sh!t wipes.
 
I don't know that wipes would work very well (at least if it has dried). You'd want to saturate the bird bomb to dilute and minimize any grit or it could scratch/marr your finish.



The best thing to use may be a small bottle filled with Poorboy's S&W or their Bird Sh*t remover. Pick up a small 2 ounce spray bottle and with a MF it'll take up less room than a container of wipes.



http://www.poorboysworld.com/bird-sht-remover.htm
 
I spray it with alcohol, contain the alcohol to the spot by blotting a tissue over it, it can stand by itself on the spot without me having to hold in place. It's extremely likely I'd have to polish following any way, so after the alcohol treatment I go at it again with a baking soda solution. Once all the time necessary has passed with this, then I'm ready to polish the paint
 
We make them, but they're not a very good seller. Part # is 06700. e-mail me of you'd like a list of e-tailers who stock them.



Personally, I'm scared of them scratching the paint - I prefer a MF towel and lots of instant detailer.
 
Perhaps I'll go with the QD and MF. That means I'm going to have to buy some cheaper MF. I don't feel that PakShak MF's should be used to clean crap.



Thanks.
 
Go with the QD or BSR and wet it down real good. You have to get that stuff off ASAP and you do dot want scratches by moving it around. In a pinch use a QD to wet it down and then "stick" a piece of paper towelling to the crap. Spray more QD on the towelling and let the wet towelling soak it up. Then remove the whole mess.
 
I've seen both Mothers and Turtle Wax wipes. Mothers is in a plastic can and TW is in a re-sealable bag. Don't know anything else about the TW. The Mothers recommends letting the wipe sit in the mess (if dried) for 1-2 min. to soften the mess. The wipes aren't plush by any means. More like a baby wipe.

I use a mf and qd or BSR, but have used the Mothers wipes. They'd be good for someone that wants to toss all remnants and not worry about cleaning cloths after.
 
I can vouch for the Griots Speed Shine Wipes. They wipe off everything so easily, especially if your car is waxed/sealed. They're basically loaded up with QD and disposable so you don't have to ruin a good MF.



I keep a travel-pack in each of my cars.
 
Thanks for the replies. I didn't know about Griot's Speed Shine wipes. I'll probably end up getting those because, like I said earlier, I perferred something disposible, so as not to clean my towels after each clean-up.
 
I just remembered... Armor All has "Car Wash Wipes."

(Yes, they say you can wash your car without a hose, bucket, water, etc. ;) )

I've seen them in buck stores in the states. That may be something to consider too.
 
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I have always used Baby Wipes. Huggies Rule.
 
Eeek, I went to the harbor today. Seagull city.



Thank god I'm in the process of wet sanding my car.
 
use a QD to wet it down and then "stick" a piece of paper towelling to the crap. Spray more QD on the towelling and let the wet towelling soak it up. Then remove the whole mess.



This is the Best and most cost effective method of removing a BB IMO.:up
 
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