All you MULLET lovers check this

[Phil]

Need I say more?

 

[Poorboy]

please don't let Fuzz see this....he may go off the deep end

 

[Tassadar]

Oh boy, somebody is gonna get it. Good thing that The Fuzz has been a little inactive lately, maybe this will get buried before he gets online

 

[The Fuzz]

What?!?! I.......you.......I'm gonna.........wait till I......abeajrekajeklwrj....Grrrrrrowwwwwwwwlllll!!! That is just terrible!! Who would be "proud" about being mullet free??? Unless the mullet they are talking about is their two timing back stabbing girl friend, I can't imagine being proud to be free of a mullet. .....ohhhhh... wait a second... I get it. "mullet free" as in "I cut my mullet off" kind of mullet free. I see.. Sometimes I'm a bit slow. Still.... That is a crazy thing to be proud of. I'd like to see a shirt that says:

Proudly Sporting the Mullet Since 1983!!

Now THAT would be a shirt. Any buyers?

 

[Tassadar]

Fuzz, you brighten up my day sometimes.

 

[The Fuzz]

Why, thank ye Tassadar! 'Tis me job, doncha know? I'm usually so bright that my Dad will even call me 'sun'. Sometimes I'm just full of crappy puns. Most of them are more like 2/3 of a pun... "P U" Man, I'm so punny today. Somebody stop me! uh... no...wait! Not like that! Get away fro................................