onthespot
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I posted this on another detailing message board last November. Thought I'd bring it over here... This is priceless:
From Phorum - Auto Detailing Secrets of The Experts:
"Date: 11-13-02 18:22
I can honestly say that this has never happened to me before.. until today.
I had just finished an exterior job at a realtor's office, and arrived slightly early for my 2:00 appointment (it was about 1:40)... The job scheduled was an exterior detail on a Honda Odyssey minivan at the customer's home.
No one was home, so I waited in their driveway with my truck and trailer... The lady shows up in the van.. which is filled with kids and groceries...
Things are hectic as kids all jump out... one of the kids accidently kicked the rubber molding loose around the door of the van... The lady is trying to fix it. The doors are those automatic types which won't shut if there is an obstruction...
I said, "Maam, I'll fix that molding strip."
"Thanks", she replied. "I've got to get all these groceries in"
She begins loading her arms with grocery bags while I begin to work on the molding strip. She's obviously carrying too many bags at once...
As she starts to walk past me one of her breasts falls out and lands on the pavement at my feet... You know, those gel-filled falsies that help to give a boost to those less fortunate...
The lady never even noticed and continued with the groceries into the house... I stood there stunned... I wasn't sure if I should yell after her that she had dropped something or what. Then I thought that might be too embarrassing for both of us.... I wanted both parties involved here to somehow save face.
But I couldn't just stand there fixing that molding strip with the lady's fake breast laying at my feet... she would be coming out at any moment...
I considered non-chalantly kicking it under the van... but with my luck, I'd forget it was there, and drive over it when I went to move the van spraying gel over the driveway....
Finally after all this split second deliberation, I picked the thing up (it was like holding a pile of jello) and tossed it on the floor in the back of the van with a devil-may-care attitude.
The lady came out then and said, "Did you get it?"... (meaning the molding strip)...
"Yes maam.... I got it." I replied.
Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face as I did an exterior detail on this van... Maybe the kids will find it tomorrow...
Onthespot,
On The Spot Mobile Detailing, North Carolina"
:rolling
From Phorum - Auto Detailing Secrets of The Experts:
"Date: 11-13-02 18:22
I can honestly say that this has never happened to me before.. until today.
I had just finished an exterior job at a realtor's office, and arrived slightly early for my 2:00 appointment (it was about 1:40)... The job scheduled was an exterior detail on a Honda Odyssey minivan at the customer's home.
No one was home, so I waited in their driveway with my truck and trailer... The lady shows up in the van.. which is filled with kids and groceries...
Things are hectic as kids all jump out... one of the kids accidently kicked the rubber molding loose around the door of the van... The lady is trying to fix it. The doors are those automatic types which won't shut if there is an obstruction...
I said, "Maam, I'll fix that molding strip."
"Thanks", she replied. "I've got to get all these groceries in"
She begins loading her arms with grocery bags while I begin to work on the molding strip. She's obviously carrying too many bags at once...
As she starts to walk past me one of her breasts falls out and lands on the pavement at my feet... You know, those gel-filled falsies that help to give a boost to those less fortunate...
The lady never even noticed and continued with the groceries into the house... I stood there stunned... I wasn't sure if I should yell after her that she had dropped something or what. Then I thought that might be too embarrassing for both of us.... I wanted both parties involved here to somehow save face.
But I couldn't just stand there fixing that molding strip with the lady's fake breast laying at my feet... she would be coming out at any moment...
I considered non-chalantly kicking it under the van... but with my luck, I'd forget it was there, and drive over it when I went to move the van spraying gel over the driveway....
Finally after all this split second deliberation, I picked the thing up (it was like holding a pile of jello) and tossed it on the floor in the back of the van with a devil-may-care attitude.
The lady came out then and said, "Did you get it?"... (meaning the molding strip)...
"Yes maam.... I got it." I replied.
Needless to say, it was hard to keep a straight face as I did an exterior detail on this van... Maybe the kids will find it tomorrow...
Onthespot,
On The Spot Mobile Detailing, North Carolina"
:rolling
