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Dwayne is very impressed with his new phone. Well, this is going to be my next phone... CLICK HERE Now will that make me smooth with the ladies or what? Smooooooooooth! :naughty Ebay has em for $275 if I order now. Smoooooooth is what I'll be. You betcha. :naughty

I'm just playing around here.... but tell me what you think. I can make one with fire if you would like. :naughty

I just wanted to let you all know about my newest business venture. With the capital I earned from Mullet Wax, I have decided to take some time off and start working on a couple new projects. Dwayne and I have joined together to create Love Buzzard Enterprises. :naughty The love buzzard is...

Everything is going great in Belize. They are eating and sleeping well and so far none of them are showing the effects of mad cow disease or anything like that. Construction on the house they were building is moving right along. He sent a couple pictures, but for some reason I can't get them...

I got a smile out of this one. I talked to someone once at the phone company who dealt with assigning phone numbers. She told me that if they didn't like you then they would assign you the most recylced number they could find. You could wind up having Pizza Hut's old take out number or...

I'll keep an eye on things for you while you are gone. :naughty Truuuuussst me. ;) Do you think we should all call Mike while you are gone and ask him to explain the principles of cross linking polymers and diminishing abrasives? Bwahahhahahh!!! :lmfao

Please check out the Mullet Wax Photoshop Contest thread and vote here for your favorite artist. From the mighty Pimp Fuzz to the racecar driver fuzz.... There have been some really awesome submissions. So grab a bucket of TFC chicken and a can of Fuzz Juice and place your vote! :headbang...

The following are all rule number one. :D Ladies really need to learn these and take them to heart. It would make life so much easier... 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about...

I found a secret stash of Mullet Wax and I thought we would have some fun. :naughty Over the next few weeks you can look forward to some interesting contests. ;) Contest number 1 is simple. I want to see your best photoshopping skillz. :naughty Take the original Fuzz picture and put it on...

After years of work, my first novel is finally finished. It went to the publisher yesterday and you can expect to see it on the shelves very soon. I am very proud of my first book and I hope it is a big seller. :) I did double duty on this novel. I was both the author and the model for the...

Its been awhile since I had Mullet Wax on the shelf and I still get a lot of requests for it. I've just been too busy lately to handle the other aspects of the business. What I am thinking is that if enough people were interested then I could have another batch whipped up and ready for...

Never before has parking looked so cool! CLICK HERE!

I was feeling experimentatious (is that a word?) and tried out a new scent in my righteous Camaro. I don't know what is in it, but it has to have some kind of aphrodisiac in it. I don't know what else to call it but Liquid Mullet! As soon as the lady got in the car and took a deep breath she...

Now if that isn't a mullet then I don't know what is. You can tell that this was obviously one smooth dark lord. Check out those shades and that chrome goatee. If this guy wasn't smooth with the dark side then there is something wrong in the universe. I belive this is proof that the Mullet...

The event was friggin HUGE!! I was asked to drop by a local store opening and cut the ribbon. The ladies lined up for miles for a chance to see the mighty mullet. :naughty

BWAHAHAHAHAH!!!! I remember this one. People with too much time on their hands and looking for some mystical explanation of the 9/11/01 tragedy came up with some crazy stuff. Hind sight is 20/20 and some people must have X-ray hind sight to figure some of this stuff out. I like what this guy...

I was cleaning out an old email folder and came across some pretty cool stuff. This is from a few years ago and I don't know how long it had circulated. Pretty funny stuff though. Not that death is funny... but stupid people and death make for some pretty eye rolling reading. lol FBI TOP...

Now this is a hard rocking PC that demands respect! Every Mullet in Alabama should have one of these! Apparently this is just for our mullet neighbors up north, but there should be one made for the rest of us stud muffins too. :headbang Rock on to whatever dude came up with that thing...

Click here (its a PDF file) :hah "So to recap, it appears that on my birthday on June the 23rd 1974, I crawled out of the maternity ward, hijacked a seriously high powered Honda salon with an automated number plate changing mechanism, drove to Auckland at close to Mach 1, was pulled over...

How many car logos can you identify? I can get them all, but it won't let me enter some of them in. How many different ways can you spell 'mercedes' anyway?