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I heard that Dwayne is having a custom header designed for DC that is going to be awesome. The new colors and new features are looking awesome. Dwayne accidentally banned himself from the chatroom, so I will be in charge of chats for now and all my ladies are welcome.

Well, who wants to know?

I just looked around and Dwayne isn't here. :naughty Chances are that he won't see this thread for awhile, so I figured its a good chance to abuse some of those admin powers he gave me. :naughty The first 25 people who respond to this thread with "Detail City Rules :dcrules :headbang" will get...

Dwayne and I will be doing some Detail City work this weekend. A couple of the things we need to tune up may cause accessability problems for some people. If you notice that you are having trouble accessing Detail City, then please send an email with your user ID to tyrell_fuzzard@yahoo.com...

Let's get the most important thing out of the way first. I am not looking for disciplinarians. That is my job. :naughty I am looking for a team of people that care about Detail City and want to help me keep the forums organized and on topic. For some reason, some people have the hardest...

http://www.rockpapersaddam.com/flash/ Bwahahhahaha!! YOU DON'T KNOW! Phear the Pen Missile!! My Tiger Hand pwnz joo!!!

Some of you may be wondering who Tyrell Fuzzard really is. Who is this man among men? Why are women drawn to him like a moth to a flame? Why does that creepy mullet seem to be the center of his power and sexual prowess? Answers to those questions I do not have. I can tell you a little about...

Please do not try this at home. Drive-Thru Destruction!

My email box and PM box fill up every day with letters from Detail City members that want more of the manly Tyrell Fuzzard. I can't blame you, I look in the mirror everyday and admire my thick, luxurious man mullet. I pull out my comb, start to run it through my hair and the I realize that I...

If you like auction sites like eBay, then you'll love StealItBack.com Its a site where stuff the police have confinscated over the years has piled up and they are selling it off. There is a ton of crap on there, but sometimes that is what you are looking for. The seller is always the same, so...

I thought that I had a good handle on the meaning of service: "The act of doing things for other people." When I think of service I think of Clean Dean detailing a Mercedes to perfection, Dwayne sending out orders fast or my hair stylist just taking a little off the top but keeping it long and...

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your...

SOMEONE BORROWED MY AXE!!! :hot I see that it is being put to good use! It was last seen just a few minutes ago opening up a can of banned booty on Autopia. :rolling I just hope that they polish it up with the Klasse twins before they return it.

The Best Prayer I Have Heard In A Long Time............ Heavenly Father, Help us remember that the jerk who cut us off in traffic last night is a single mother who worked nine hours that day and is rushing home to cook dinner, help with homework, do the laundry and spend a few precious moments...

I was just doing some research for something and I came across this interesting tidbit. Maybe it is just late and I have been reading too much today, but I just about died laughing. This could explain a lot if they aren't really enforcing this law. :lmfao

There are many reasons it is good to be a man. I haven't met a single lady or man who can argue that these are probably the best reasons to be a man. I'm sure ladies have their best reasons that it is good to be a lady, but these are definitely the best reasons to be a man. 1. Your last name...

When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know. It all started one day when I was sitting at my desk and remembered a phone call I had forgotten to make. I found the number...

Would the Fuzz still be the Fuzz without the mullet?? I feel like Sampson. How can I cut the source of my smooooooothness? I've found a lady who thinks I would be smoother without the mullet. This is one fine lady, but I don't know if I can lose the power of the mighty mullet for her. Is...

Awww yeah!!! 185 members online today!!! I would bet dollars to donuts that we break 200 members online before the end of the year. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN!! :dcrules You guys rock!! :headbang Stop lurking and join the party!!

We have a lot of newbies in here now that may not realize what an honor it is to be on a board with me. Its my fault, really. I haven't made myself available to Detail City nearly as much as I should have. Nick's post reminded me that people may not know who is who around here and I thought...