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We got sent home Yesterday afternoon due to a power cut (nothing to do with me, :grinno: ), so took a trip to the beach and had a bit off fun with Picasa2 :

Well, here goes....what a tough job ! : Saturday morning as per norm, I went out and gave the car a good wash, and just went over with the Meg's Color-X so that I could hopefully provide the Detailer (Mark) a smooth surface on Monday. Sunday - got home from the gym, and went over the car...

Anybody got any hints / tips for getting rid off etching ? I got home from work last night and discovered that the biggest bird EVER had dumped it's load on my hood (on the passenger side), which I didn't see until I got home, so it was all nicely caked on and crusty. I sprayed it with a...

As the title suggests, I'm STILL trying to get rid off those damn swirl marks, and micro-marring on the TT. In the past I've used 4" SFX spot pads with Menz IP, and have recently moved to Menz Compound Pads with IP. It seems to be "thinning" out the cobwebbing effect, but there is still...

"I was driving along when I saw two kangaroos copulating in the middle of the road causing me to ejaculate through the sun roof." "I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought." "I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the hood. I realised the car...

Hi All, Just been having a look around for a detailing site, and found this one. Looks real cool with great write ups. I hope I can be as much help to you, as I'm sure you can be to me. Here's a couple of pics of my motor to let you know what I'm battling against : I know, I know - the...

2006 Mustang GT-H Hertz Racer ....and would you ever buy one ? My mate drove one when on Holiday in FL, and said it was absolutely amazing. Whaddya think ? :cool:

Car Wax, Car Polish, Care Care & Car Wash Products! ...and what's your opinions ?

Okay, dumb question time - I'm having a blonde moment I (presumably) understand marring to be a term used for swirls / scratches in the lacquer/paintwork. I believe micromarring, which I presume to be "light" swirls / scratches, can be caused by using an abrasive polish/compound with...

Two Aussies, Davo and Johnno, were adrift in a lifeboat. While rummaging through the boat's provisions, Davo stumbled across an old lamp. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and a genie came forth. This genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Without...

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanised when she hears one of them say the following: "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come...

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the...

My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was braless. One...

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year...

THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN Recently a "Husband Shopping Centre" opened, where women could go and choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out on five floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you...