Can't understand this new publicity

[jgv]

So, with this new 'ADS by Google' publicity, we have a direct link for AutoGeek.net to buy P21S car care products??? Under PremiumAutoCare.com????

 

[The Fuzz]

Hmmmm..... Have you been drinking again? Don't you hate it when things disappear on you like that? I hear that it is part of the final stages of Portuguese Alcohol Psychosis.

 

[Poorboy]

Cousin Jose...it's late and you must be having a dream...go to bed!!!

 

[jgv]

Good morning you all! I went to bed but it's still there

Where do you think that links to?

 

[Poorboy]

ok so you weren't dreaming

 

[jgv]

Well, so much for the publicity (the axe has been active lately )

 

[Poorboy]

Jose..just respect the mullet and all will be fine

 

[The Fuzz]

There are some men with a nice white coat for you to try on who are on their way to your house. It's going to be just fine.... don't fight them... The visions will go away after you take the medicine.

 

[Poorboy]

Fuzz do they speak Portuguese(sp?)

I saw it too are they coming for me

I must go lock the door

 

[The Fuzz]

They have been instructed to respect the mullet. Even people looking like they are growing mullets. As long as you respect the mullet then nothing bad will ever happen. I'm sure of that. Slip up once and WHAMMO!!! The axe drops. Just ask supurb. He can tell you all about that.

 

[jgv]

I think you should be thanking me for the heads up, that's what I think!

 

[Poorboy]

I had my door locked and am using hair growing tonic to get back my mullet fast

 

[The Fuzz]

That won't work. The Mullet Hunters know a fake mullet when they see one. Only the au natural mullet will save you.

 

[Poorboy]

now i'm going under my bed...no i think I'll go to UPS ..they will protect me

 

[The Fuzz]

UPS can't protect you. You'll have to go to the post office and rely on them to save you. UPS isn't armed well enough. The post office could take over a small country. A country like Portugal maybe..... hmmmmmmmm..... Gotta go mail a letter. I'll be back.

 

[jgv]

The only way they are taking Portugal is through their shipment charges

Never mess with a country with 1000 years of history and that together with Spain signed once the 'Tordesillas treat' where they divided the world in two, half for each!

 

[Koop]

Oh no JGV! You have figured out our nations plan! We over charge you on shipping so you all become poor! Then you must resort to terrorism to get more money so you can give it back to us via sending MORE packages. Then we overrun your country because you are a terrorist state! NO! our plans are foiled!

 

[jgv]

Don't worry! Our politicians are already doing that job of making us poor very well. About being overrun by you, there would be no need. We are allies, after all! And it would be easier for us to exchange products and info